Sunday, 21 May 2017

Novelty value (and a new 'wildflower lawn')

Perhaps it is the novelty of knowing that in future, theoretically, we both are going to have the time we want to do the things we want?  Perhaps it's the relief of knowing that LP, wonderful though he is, won't be here much more and that if we tidy up things might actually stay tidy ...

Whatever the reason, no complaints from me because after lunch today Management joined me in the garden and we made a terrific start on clearing up the two massive and somewhat impenetrable piles of timber that are laying around, one behind the log store and one next to the greenhouse.

Many, many months ago this was "someone's" idea of tidying up spare wood for me ...

But the mess outside the greenhouse is mostly my fault 😕

We had the idea of using pallets to make "bays" to store different sized bits and I'm delighted that everything we used was recycled - the pallets, the horizontal battens were from a neighbour's roof, and even the screws & brackets all came from a messy tray of hardware that had been used at least once before.

This is how far we got before calling it for the day, fabulous progress!

All the time we were walking back and forth in front of the log store we had an audience - this blackbird dutifully sat on his nest nearly all afternoon.  At one point when he did move, however, Management had a quick peep and there are four eggs.  The nest is in the middle under the beam (red square) and no, I didn't get that close for the second picture - much zoom on a little compact camera.

And the 'wildflower lawn'?  At the end of the afternoon we sat in the arbour in the Cottage Garden with Daisy and a mug of tea.  I said I needed to look through the blog for a photo I took last year of an unmown strip of grass because there were two Orchids in it.  "Why don't you have a look now" suggested Management and to my surprise, within a few seconds I had found the first plant.  He came to join me and very quickly we found the second - so I rushed off to get a couple of canes to mark the spot.

By the time I returned he had found another, after which we spent goodness knows how long crawling around the lawn and ended up finding a total of THIRTEEN Dactylorhiza fuchsii, the common spotted orchid in the lawn.  Plans are now being formulated to allow this lawn to grow into a wildflower meadow, it's also full of yarrow, self-heal and clover and goodness knows what else so why fight nature?  This is clearly what this patch of green wants to be 😀

Saturday, 20 May 2017

Our first day of retirement

If truth be known, the time elapsed between making the decision "leave now, not in a few months time" and actually finishing has not been long at all.  Factor in a lot of accrued but untaken holiday used to offset a notice period and it has been brief by most people's standards!  But for the last (gulp) nearly 30 years together we've not been known for dithering about on big decisions.

So it was that waking up this morning was strange, very strange indeed and we both felt a quite weird and displaced.  We have decided to spend this first week gently;  M. said to treat it as if he had a week off from work.  In our usual fashion, "going gently" took the form of an afternoon of metalwork and welding!

First take two large sheets of weld-mesh and cut off the nasty, sticky-out bits (if anyone would like to volunteer the technical term I'll be glad to update the text!)  Edit:  thanks to Eunice, I now know if short they are 'overhangs', if long they are 'flying ends'

Take a handful of the offcuts, stick 'em in a vice and knock the hell out of them with a large hammer (my only real contribution to the whole project).  Hey presto - hooks!

Take 8 lengths of 12mm rebar which just happened to be laying around and weld a hook to each length.

(In the middle of which take sewing machine to welding apron and sort out a buckle closure, who says contrasting hobbies cannot intersect 😀 )

Sympathise with burnt welding gloves . . .

Try and take photos of the welding from a really odd angle because it is far too dangerous to look at what's being done without a proper mask.


Move some of the net-house netting and limbo in with a large sheet of weld-mesh.  Balance it into position, insert four lengths of rebar, stabilise the bottom with some timber batten and whoo hoo - pea and bean support!

Planting is on my agenda for first thing tomorrow.

Friday, 19 May 2017

Staff ?

Susan asked me if I was on the lookout for a "replacement LP"?

Thankfully I know someone who can fulfill all the requirements of a garden slave, but this chap will not insist on showing up at 8.00am and working like a thing possessed for 8 hours with a mere 30 minute break half way.

My gain is the IT industry's loss because the person who fulfills all our requirements is already onsite and knows the garden intimately.  The 19th of May will always be remembered in this house as a Big Day because it's Management's last day at the coal-face which is 21st century corporate life as he commences early retirement.

It is incredibly difficult to find someone you can rely on to work hard and diligently.  Someone with years of experience, does far more than the job description requires, has integrity, assists colleagues and can be trusted.  No, I'm not talking about LP (although all those things apply to him) but Management - his skills have been taken for granted for several years and it's going to be an almightly wake-up call and shock for a few folk over the coming weeks when they discover so much which Management took care of is no longer being done.  Hey ho, no longer our problem.

He has asked for a brief press release denying the rumours that the only reason he is retiring is because I need to replace LP, and reserves the right to escape for a few weeks contracting at some point in the future to get away from the long, oh so very long, list of jobs we've already lined up "now we've got the time to do them".

Congratulations darling, you've earned a rest although you won't be getting one!

The boards are full of "stuff" which we know, unless written down, gets forgotten and there are no plans to have it all done by the end of the month!  Just in case you think he is getting a really raw deal, the two boards of the floor are garden & sewing stuff which is just for me to deal with but his personal list of "Management only" stuff is even longer .....

Thursday, 18 May 2017

Nearing the end

We've been here before - LP has gone away for a few months not intending to return but the lure of endless hard work and relentless graft at Bag End pulls him back [NOT]!!   This time, however, his house is sold, he's bought a new one the other side of the country and it's quite likely that today was his penultimate day with us.

Thursday started well (for me) with Management meeting him in town to collect steel and timber. 

Their reward for this selfless act was bacon and egg sandwiches.

It took LP very little time to fix the compost bin side which needed more support, and whilst the tools were to hand we put in some bracing for the picket fence.

LP and I put in the final section of larch slab around the Top Pond which completes, for now, all we can do in this area. 

In another act of Bag End insanity, I had LP finish dismantling the nursery beds we built a couple of years ago.  I over-designed them, haven't used them as much as I had hoped and want the timber for something else . . .

That something else being (hopefully) the last large bed we create.

Unexpectedly, but happily, we had a delivery from Northern Polytunnels and with Management available we spent an hour or so in the afternoon man/woman-handling a very large piece of shade netting.  For now it is clamped in place and over the weekend Management and I will tension it and fix it firmly to the frame.  Happy Days . . . !!

Wednesday, 17 May 2017

The last great wilderness

This is not a post about Alaska or the Knoydart peninsula!  It was finally time to attack the last great wilderness at Bag End - the corner of garden at the back of the house between the top pond and the vegetable patch.

It's always something of a shock to look back and see what it was like before, this is June 2014:


In late June last year LP cleared the area as far as possible followed by Simon coming in to grind out the remaining large tree roots.  Unfortunately you will have to take my word for it because after much searching I eventually found the photos of the big clearance - and sadly they are still in a "waiting to be processed and blogged" folder, ooops!

Last week we had a fabulous weather forecast, Management in London and LP here for three consecutive days (and fast forward to the end of it, yes I was completely cream-crackered, slightly sunburnt but very pleased with what was achieved).  So, I present for your delectation and delight:  the still incomplete transformation of our last great wilderness!

Nettles and assorted other wildlife-friendly-plants were dug out from the section that is going to be lawn.

The strimmer took care of the area that will be a bed.

A quick trip to Patersons yielded some huge pieces of larch slab.

The edging next to the path needs realigning in several places

We've taken the new edging all the way around the Top Pond which looks much better than the log sections I'd used previously.

Coming along nicely.  In normal Bag End style there are dependencies - we cannot move the soil heap and sow grass seed because the place where the soil is going isn't ready for it!

Tuesday, 16 May 2017

Whilst I was away . . .

That is "away from the blog", Daisy and I went away in the caravan.  Just a little trip to Ravenglass and really, I should have known better.  On the upside I was in the caravan and that is always a good thing, and the weather was very kind to us which makes a huge difference.

On the not-so-upside, I didn't really care for the site the first time I visited but as an eternal optimist I gave it a second chance.  Never, ever let me go there a third time - if I even cast a mere glance in the direction of the A595 southbound slap me hard around the head.  Whilst the site itself is OK-ish the neighbours are not.  In four nights the entire site was disturbed for three of them. On Saturday night we 'enjoyed' extremely loud garage/trance music on and off from 9.45pm until 12.45am. It was not a party - no sounds of people and the music was not continuous. It was painfully loud for 20 minutes or so, then half an hour quiet, then back on again, and again, and again.😴

At least one of us managed to get enough shut-eye, but sadly it wasn't me:

Sunday was quiet but on Monday and Tuesday night we were subjected to a drum kit and a not very accomplished player. The site manager says this had never happened before but then she would, wouldn't she?

Daisy didn't seem to mind too much and as usual, our days followed the normal gentle routine of a quick walk first thing, a long breakfast and the amusing campsite routine now known as "WTF"** followed by a long walk, back for lunch and then sit around and chill out all afternoon.  Another dog walk, supper, more sitting around, a final dog walk and then bed.  Not a bad life! 🐾 🐾

But if ever a reason was needed for maintaining the blog, today (16th May) I have been back from Ravenglass for exactly three weeks, this is the first time I have looked at the few photos I took and Management has not yet seen any of them 😞   Oops!

Messing with the label feature in ViewRanger 😊



Porch envy - the caravan next door had the dinkiest little porch awning which was as steady as a rock in high wind, unfortunately it's a discontinued model but I continue to keep an eye on eBay.

The same people were using one of these levelling bags, something we've looked at before but not known whether it worked or was a gimmick.  After a chat with the man and a firtle around some forums Management and I concluded it had got to be easier than reversing onto ramps so one has been acquired.

(**Waste tank, Toilet Tank, Fresh Water - ha ha, you thought it meant something else entirely, didn't you)